I don't mind being pitied, which is quite pitiful, but I don't mind that.
I should probably chant laments.
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Women usually want to make their man better and a man wants a woman to inspire him. How come it's never the other way around?
It's because men have huge egos and women are too humble. Then again, I'm a man and I'm pretty much the same way as the rest of them, but it's food for thought.
You haven't lost yourself, because you never had one. It's not like you introduce yourself and go, "Hi, I'd like to introduce you to my sense of self." You are just misremembering.
You also haven't found yourself, because everyone knows they are here.
The Evil Stepguru
Gurus are like parents, And stepparents are evil, So trust your real guru, Your actual mom.
Anything is possibly possible.
Anything is possible, Because you are my everything, And you are possible, And I am something.
Alone poem
I ignore displays of lack of love, because lack of love is alone. And if a solitary person loves himself, then he also loves God, so he is not really alone.
Everyone has been canceled, so everyone is OK.
Everyone Has been canceled, So everyone Is OK. We're all equally bad.
Zen Name Poem
My Zen name is "Enkan," which means, "Lead Pipe." I figured out why I'm named that. My Zen teacher says I'm useless, poisonous, stubborn, and destructive. My dad says hopefully one day, I'll become a Copper Pipe. My uncle says about "Copper Pipe," "one day... when you're better." My girlfriend says my constant quoting and storytelling is extremely painful. My therapist says my appointments, always make her laugh. My psychiatrist died of a heart attack at 50. My friend Bob was even sadder than all of this, Until he started going by Rob. That changed everything. John Ahn's pretty normal.
I hope to become a Copper Pipe.
My Zen name is "Enkan," which means, "Lead Pipe." My Zen teacher named me that based on his letters saying that I'm useless, poisonous, stubborn, destructive, and that my existence makes no sense. My dad says hopefully one day I'll become a Copper Pipe. My uncle says about "Copper Pipe," "one day... when you're better." My girlfriend says I should see if I can go five minutes without quotes or storytelling. But none of that is any manner of tragedy compared to my friend Joe Binenzstok. He is completely transfixed by the obsession that this guy named Kurt doesn't like him. Then again, given Kurt's the Zen teacher who named me Lead Pipe, I tend to agree. On the bright side, my friend Bob has recovered from his wretched pit of a life when he started going by Rob. That changed everything.
There's Jews for Jesus, and then there's me. I'm a Christian for Pilate.
There's Jews for Jesus, And there are people like me. Christians for Pilate.