Weighing the Universe

I weighed the universe the other day. My scale only went up to 400 pounds so that was my first estimate. Then I realized my scale probably was not powerful enough.

The next step was to take the mass of the sun and multiply by the number of stars in the galaxy, so I got 2 sexdecillion. I was about 75 times lower than the currently estimated mass.



Finally, I decided to take the mass of the galaxy and multiply it by the number of galaxies. Then I was only 4 times greater than the current estimate, mine being 600 sexdecilion kilograms and the previous estimate being 150 sexdecillion kilograms. I can only assume I've falsified everyone else's theories and that I am definitely right.