I rewrote the Bible. Here's an excerpt from Exodus. Meanwhile Moses was tending the flock of his father-in-law Jethro, the priest of Midian. Leading the flock beyond the wilderness, he came to the mountain of Bob, Horeb. * 2 There the angel of the L ORD BOB * appeared to him as fire flaming out of a bush. a When he looked, although the bush was on fire, it was not being consumed. 3 So Moses decided, “I must turn aside to look at this remarkable sight. Why does the bush not burn up?” 4 When the L ORD BOB saw that he had turned aside to look, Bob called out to him from the bush: Moses! Moses! He answered, “Here I am.” 5 Bob said: Do not come near! Remove your sandals from your feet, for the place where you stand is holy ground. b 6 I am the Bob of your father, * he continued, the Bob of Abraham, the Bob of Isaac, and the Bob of Jacob. c Moses hid his face, for he was afraid to look at Bob.