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Why is non-contradiction irrefutable? Well, it is what it is.

Puts my trust in Reason and Logic.

You can't please everyone all the time, and that's why you're no good.

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If we're all children of God, and Jesus is the only Son of God, that means we're all women

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I believe in dualism, whereas all the monists don't

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Me: There's dualism The Monists: You're wrong, because there's no dualism.

I'd like to be reincarnated as Death

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I think there's only one of those though.

I know no things and those things do not include the fact that I know nothing.

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Is there anything I don't doubt? I doubt it.

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This is "Cogito Ergo Sum" with a slight twist.

I once thought, "Am I going crazy?" Then I realized, "That's crazy."

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The Holy Bobble

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I rewrote the Bible. Here's an excerpt from Exodus. Meanwhile Moses was tending the flock of his father-in-law Jethro, the priest of Midian. Leading the flock beyond the wilderness, he came to the mountain of Bob, Horeb. * 2 There the angel of the L ORD BOB *  appeared to him as fire flaming out of a bush. a  When he looked, although the bush was on fire, it was not being consumed. 3 So Moses decided, “I must turn aside to look at this remarkable sight. Why does the bush not burn up?” 4 When the L ORD  BOB saw that he had turned aside to look, Bob called out to him from the bush: Moses! Moses! He answered, “Here I am.” 5 Bob said: Do not come near! Remove your sandals from your feet, for the place where you stand is holy ground. b 6 I am the Bob of your father, *  he continued, the Bob of Abraham, the Bob of Isaac, and the Bob of Jacob. c  Moses hid his face, for he was afraid to look at Bob.

Weighing the Universe

I weighed the universe the other day. My scale only went up to 400 pounds so that was my first estimate. Then I realized my scale probably was not powerful enough. The next step was to take the mass of the sun and multiply by the number of stars in the galaxy, so I got 2 sexdecillion. I was about 75 times lower than the currently estimated mass. Finally, I decided to take the mass of the galaxy and multiply it by the number of galaxies. Then I was only 4 times greater than the current estimate, mine being 600 sexdecilion kilograms and the previous estimate being 150 sexdecillion kilograms. I can only assume I've falsified everyone else's theories and that I am definitely right.