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Arahants always ordain in a week, because if your partner can't make you suffer, they will find you unbearable within a week.

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They say the opposite of love is not hate. That's true, because romantic love is nothing other than disgust and revulsion.

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An arahant may be slightly disappointed to realize now that they have no soul.

 They may say, "aw man"
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Before enlightenment, wack off and drink diet soda. After enlightenment, wack off and drink diet soda.

 It's close to the original, but in some ways quite contrary.
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Having no pride is not something to be proud of.

 Then again there's also no shame in it.
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Try to do more negative self-talk. You're probably lying to yourself if you think everything's ok with people.

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Being a monk doesn't mean making your home everywhere except your house. It must include everything.

 Otherwise the temple's just a home away from home.
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Women go to bars to reject men.

 They enjoy that.
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Craving in Buddhism is seeing glancing something beautiful or sexy and needing to see it again, to get a clearer picture.

 Having that second look is the craving, and slowly but surely fazing that out is renunciation.
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In tantric Buddhism, you intentionally enable a situation where if you fail to become a Buddha, your life will be very, very bad.

 It works as extremely powerful motivation... but it is also quite possible that your life will become very, very bad.
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