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As a child, I realized one day that my stuffed animals weren't alive. Later, I realized God was like my stuffed animals. Tonight, I realized Truth is like God.

Yet I still try to be honest.

I'm willing to give myself psychotic projection if it means I won't be hassled... but most times I'm also hassled for that too

 Better than all the time.

The true renunciant doesn't seek out misfortune, but he does welcome it when it comes.

So that's good.

Anyone who is happy has a huge ego.

The key to always being happy is realizing that you being happy all the time makes you better than everyone all the time.

 Except for the other shiny happy people, that is.

If you want to test if you've become enlightened, spend another decade with yourself and see how your behavior is.

The key to abstinence is realizing you're just a gross dude. Or dudette.

How would I know how you would know?

If multivitamins don't do anything, how can people have vitamin overdose?

 Clearly they do something.

Don't make yourself nervous just because you're bored.