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I was busy asking, "what makes me such a bad listener?" while my girlfriend was telling me her problems
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I judge that you are judgmental, though so am I. So we're cool.
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People who tell you to stop explaining yourself don't realize that if you actually do that, you'll be met with continual misunderstading and rejection.
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No one can dub me useless except myself. And, sometimes, I am.
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Thinking is thinking, therefore I think therefore I think.
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Buddhists have from the very start realized the state of No-Mind, because they're all fucking idiots.
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It used to be that I only felt anger and disgust towards others, but now I only feel pity.
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Complaining about women having too much power makes you less of a man, but so does sticking up for women's rights.
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I don't have anything to hide, but I'd like the option to hide something if I wanted.
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It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch, because after they're watched they get really upset, and that's funny.
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I'm neurodivergent. My disability is that I'm a madman.
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I realized I wasn't enlightened. I still think I am though.
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I was frustrated with my restless body, and I was frustrated with lack of money, and I was frustrated with assholes. I still am, but at least I know it's the way of the world.
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When I tried to get rid of my pride, the problem was that I wasn't proud of it.
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We don't need another Jesus. He already finished his work. We are all in Heaven.
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How you breathe makes absolutely no difference. Breathe however the fuck you want. It's the only thing there's never been a law against. Don't let anyone tell you you're doing it wrong.
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A true Buddhist master is an asexual, anorexic, teetotaling, loiterer.
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They say "midlife crisis," but is it really a crisis to spend some money on a nice car and go on a date with a 24 year old?
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I can find humor in my sorrow. So I'm always laughing.
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There are givers and takers. It's OK to be a taker, as long as you have gratitude. It's not automatically good to give, if it's followed with, "look what I do for you!"
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It's a little funny when someone says, "I'm not perfect." It's like, "We already know that, dude."
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Enlightenment is illegal. Doing anything that's purposeless or not driven by productivity in society is considered vagrancy or loitering. Being a wandering mendicant is a crime. There is no dharma anymore.
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The United States is a barbaric country where wisdom is impossible. I am not wise, I'm just a madman, but the only thing that's sane about me is I know I'm a madman. The dharma is about going against the status quo, but anything that's not part of the status quo is a crime. Homeless itinerancy is a crime, and meditation halls are driven by nothing but money and sex. Existing and taking up space is not allowed in the world today unless you are a slave or you are willing to be evil. I'm speaking nothing but truth right now, but I am breaking the law just by being truthful and good. The Buddha said to never lie, cheat, or steal, but it is considered all 3 transgressions just to take respite at night anywhere other than jail or a den of iniquity, both of which imply you've already failed. Truth is dead, but it was not Trump who killed it. It was all of us.
You said I am my worst mistake, which was definitely a bad mistake. But we're not defined by that.
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I won't say shame on you for shaming me, but you should definitely be embarrassed at least.
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Unironically telling someone they have nothing to contribute to the conversation does not contribute much to the conversation.
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Maturity is perpetual frustration, because you're forced to consider everyone's ideas.
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I feel that my identity is betwixt and between formal and postformal thought, which is exactly how postformal thought works.
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The way to not suffer any more than you do now is to suffer the maximum amount, all the time.
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I'm a man of constant sorrow, so I don't mind if you hurt me.
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I try to love others as I love myself, which is quite little.
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I'm selfless and compassionate, because I hate myself and don't want to give myself any undue attention.
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Don't take yourself too seriously nor not too seriously. Just ignore yourself as if you were someone you despised, because let's face it, you are.
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I'm not sure which one is a bigger insult: "You've changed!" Or, "You'll never change!"
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In spirituality, apparently, being in-the-moment means agreeing with whatever the academic worldview is at the time. Which almost always means, not thinking for yourself.
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Zen masters who believe in trying without trying and the pathless path have Dysrationalia, the psychological disturbance where you can't think rationally.
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I'm an autistic Buddhist. I would be an enlightened autistic person, but enlightened people don't think they're enlightened. And because autistic people are rational, the only solution is that I'm not enlightened, and there's no such thing as enlightenment.
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