I trusted you I trusted you

 And I lived happily ever after, 'til the end of my days.

Your opinion matters not.

 Pi is irrational. i is fake. Infinite primes are unreachable. It does not make sense! So ask yourselves, does  it make sense? I want my million dollars.

 That doesn't mean I don't have it though. 

 Actually I'm describing my friend Brian, but I'd like to be like that.

 So right now I am not being myself.

 However, they are equal to most people.

 So I must be alone.

Or maybe I'm just being obnoxious. But it seems we got into this mess by doing too much.

 So correlation suggests causation even if it doesn't imply it. And anyway, causation is statistical itself, so it's all the same. 

 Not doing much is good for the environment. At the very least, it's not bad for it.

 So therefore it is nonsense.

 And why should that haunt me? Perhaps because I spent so much time back then trying to be something I wasn't. Not good. 

 We're just projecting 100% of the time. 

 I don't go anywhere near you. But I still love you. And that's a fair compromise.

 So therein lies the help and disagreement. 

 It was funny because it was True. George Carlin's two commandment version of the Ten Commandments is actually just like Jesus'. So there.

 My paraphrase of Jesus' two commandments.

 Don't make the Golden Rule into an impossible ideal. It's supposed to make things simpler.

 Unless you're the type who likes low confidence. Then I have lots of confidence. I'm in the zone then. Hopefully no one reads this.

 It's just illness.

 You are their mirror, so don't let them break it.  Much obliged, other people are responsible for your projections too. They shouldn't let you break your hand.

 A bad one, mostly.

 Or rather, a comment that doesn't help isn't true. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

 Well not really, but inside my mind he is. 

 So I can let it go. 

 The only possible option if I am to believe you is eternal pitch black despair. Is that what you want? Do you really think I deserve that?

 Why care about something where nothing was good? No light at all? 

 Zen is still great, but like all tools, it's limited. That's the nature of all things. 

 I thought of this quote in a dream. It seems to make sense though.

 I'm a person too, ya know.

 I should stop. 

 That's a relief for me, because after doing Zen for 15 years I'm no kinder.  And if you're wondering, I was just this honest before I did Zen.

 And yet circles and lines exist.

 It was the radius that was the problem. There are perfect circles but the segment we so lovingly call a radius is never thin enough to touch the infinitely thinly curved circle. You can't square a circle. 

 So if belief implies salvation, at least you're wrong.

 Therefore the premise that I don't believe is faulty to begin with, so I have from the very start had eternal salvation. 

 He's a pretty forgiving guy. I know not what I do.  If I knew, I'd believe in him.

 I know not what I do.

 I don't feel selfish for not feeling selfish for not feeling selfish for not feeling selfish...

 I'm not ashamed that I'm not ashamed that I'm not ashamed  that I'm not ashamed that I'm not ashamed that I'm not ashamed that I'm not ashamed that I'm not ashamed...

 You deny that you deny that you deny that you deny that you deny that you deny that you deny that you deny...

 I'm just me.

 Anymore, anyway.

 None of us are any of those things in any sense.

 You are worthwhile.

 That type of inventory won't help. Even if you've spent most of your time doing just that, still, don't for an instant believe it.

 My projections are beautiful, says the mirror.

 So nothing ever sticks.

 One extra layer of abstraction.

 You'll just wake up in a different way.

 You know this, but you don't know in what way this is true. If you did, you'd confess as much.

 Wrapped in an enigma.

 Otherwise we'd abuse it.

 My previous sentence was nonsense.

 The reason I'm bullshitting you is because I'm questioning the inviolable laws of noncontradiction and identity.

 And no matter how many more iterations you do, the original statement is false

 True therefore = true. 

Radishes are the "1's" of radicals.

So does it follow or doesn't it? 

 Far from the Far East.

 I don't know if you noticed though.

 "Escalator temporarily stairs."- Mitch Hedberg

 Forgive us our sins.

 You can only approach 1.

We'd learn after the first one.

If Chewbacca can live on Endor, you must acquit

 It's all nonsense.

 It's an ill-advised path, according to Dante. At least if you want to be happy.

 I agree with Plato and Aristotle. One addendum: I'd bet you know more logic than you realize.

 I still have a chance.

Your denying that you have contempt for me was also good for one thing: Teaching me to avoid you. 

 It's happened before.

I'm a vegetarian, so I know.

 If you're in harmony with the Tao, your better half will have infinite sorrow.