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My being almost useless makes other people feel useful
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Being smart makes dumb people sad. Being dumb makes smart people happy
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Outgrowing organized religion is a failure by the religion's standpoint
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My guru looked down on me, and rightfully so. I was dumb enough to follow him.
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God likes you, so he doesn't like when you're not being yourself
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I know I'm more ignorant than most, but at least ignorance is bliss
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Truth means something else is false. So if you're speaking of knowledge you're speaking of duality
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Meditators resolve meditative contradictions by meditating.
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If you want truth, study science. If you want happiness, practice Zen.
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When the mind is tranquil, nothing is missing. That doesn't mean nothing is really missing though.
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I hate people asking, "are you alright," so therefore the answer is always, "no."
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All language contains contradictions, so language is limited.
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When you really forgive someone, you don't think to yourself, "I forgive him"
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Every argument has a weakness. Every person makes arguments. Every person has a weakness.
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I read in a Zen book that words are useless. I guess I should return the book.
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When you think you're special, no one else does. When you are humble, people think you're special. There's no winning.
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A good way to not let people idealize you is to declare yourself God. Then they'll just think you're crazy, which you are.
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Knowing something implies that it's true, but you'll never know if someone else knows something
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People who don't believe in paradoxes are flooded with paradoxes
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I think after someone dies, their name should be changed to Bones.
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One real thing about Buddhism is that it admits Buddhism is not real
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I accept you, but I don't accept your behavior. If you merge the two, it will seem like I don't accept you.
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Zen is nonlogical, so a Logical Zen would be impossible, which is very logical
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I'm not my own master because then I'd also be my own servant
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In the moment where I believe I'm useless, my beliefs are useless.
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"Not forgiving myself is unforgivable" is a statement that leads to the bottom depths of sorrow.... and is also not true.
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Sometimes I make it weird by worrying that it'll be weird
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The only way that I'm selfish is that I wonder if I'm selfish.
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If someone I completely trust doesn't forgive me, I am unforgiven
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My conscience tells me to always listen to my conscience
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I knock on wood, but only when I'm insane (knock on wood)
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If religions teach brotherly love, but the brothers aren't really related, they're in-laws
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You know what they say, Frank Zappa's band is the Mothers of Invention.
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Could God become so overweight even He cannot lift Himself out of bed?
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The only absolute is that there are no absolutes besides this
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You have done nothing for me, so as revenge I will do nothing to you
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God doesn't take Himself as His God, because then He would be lower than Himself
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The exception to the rule that there's an exception to every rule is that Everybody Plays the Fool
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"Am I crazy right now?" "That's a very sane thing of you to say. (pauses) Yes, you are."
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I don't have closure about whether or not there's closure
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I feel truly blessed to have so many heretics in my life
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I want to name my band "Trending." It will always be Trending.
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