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Believing in contradictions is a contradiction. Which is noncontradictory.

 ~~a=a.  q.e.d. quite easily done. Geronimo.

I was evaluated about whether I evaluate

 I'd like to think they were wrong. But who knows?

The only thing that is not based on logic is logic

 Because it IS logic.

You can't joke about a funny joke

 Other than that, nothing is off limits.

The only thing that is not bullshit is your bullshit detector

If it were, then you'd let all kinds of other bullshit in.

I try very hard to not be restless

 That's also how Adderral works.

If you know something, it is definitely true.

However, if you were wrong about something, you never knew that thing to begin with.  I have thus circumvented the scientific method in the same way that astrologers, psychoanalysts, and alchemists have. 

When you have no problems in life, it's no big deal

 It's not a problem to have no problems. But that's not a big deal.

I looked up dictionary in the dictionary

It was self aware.

When I'm slapped I turn the other cheek - because I deserve it.

I compare people as to whether they compare me

 And I've determined that I'm someone who does.

I lost myself in others because they said I did

 It was a selfless fulfilling prophecy. A codependent prophecy.

I know one thing and that is that I don't know much

That's way more coherent than what Socrates said.

I am usually against absolutes

I only believe in one. Guess which one.

I'm hard on people when they say I'm too hard on myself

 So then if I'm at all hard on myself I get really hard on myself. I'm such a perfectionist...

If you believe you're always honest you're probably right. But you're also nuts

 And therefore most of what you say is wrong. 

Jumpiness makes me jump

 So when I see myself I jump.

Everything is Truth. And if you don't believe that, that's also Truth

Except the person who denied Truth was kidding themselves. It's True that they really are kidding themselves though. 

I believe that people who believe in equality are better than those who don't

 So from my point of view, I'm the worst. They still love me though.